I stumbled across this app while browsing the ZDT forums. To protect the identity of this player I have removed the players name from the app.
YOU MAY REFER TO ME AS PRO, HIS PRO’NESS, OR BY MY TRUE NAME OF XXXXX.
-------------- [ CHARACTER SPECIFIC INFO] --------------
1) Your Name: IRREVELEMENT, BUT YOU MAY REFER TO ME AS “YOUR PRO’NESS”
2) Your Age: I AM OLD ENOUGH TO ATTAIN THE RANK OF PRO
3) Character Name: XXXXX
4) Character Played Time: I HIT 80 LAST WEEK BUT ALREADY I AM PRO
5) Race: THE HUMAN RACE
6) Class: RECKLESSNESS SPECD WARRIOR
7) Level: THE ULTIMATE LEVEL
Trade Skills: POKEMON COLLECTING AND STARFCRAFT
9) Current Talent Spec and Gear: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Garona&n=XXXXXX
10) Alts: TOO BUSY BEING PRO AND INTERVENING FOOLS FOR ALTS
-------------- [ GENERAL QUESTIONS] --------------
1) Raid Experience (Pre-BC? BC?): ALL THE EXPERIENCE YOU NEED, I AM ADEPT AT RUSHING WITH ZERG AND USING RECKLESSNESS COMBINED INTERVENE
2) Our raiding hours are 7PM - 11PM server time, Monday - Thursday. What percentage of raids can you make? How many hours per week (non-raid hours) do you play?: I CAN’T MAKE ANY RAIDS, FOR I AM ONLY HERE T LET YOU KNOW OF HOW PRO I AM. YOU MAY HOWEVER AID ME IN MY QUEST OF POKEMON COLLCTING AND TO EARN THE EARTH GYM BADGE FROM BROCK.
3) Who do you know in ZDT that can vouch for you?: CERTAINLY YOU HAVE HEARD OF ME NO?
4) What other guilds have you been in and why did you leave them?: I AM IN EDGE AND VERY HAPPY, BUT I AM HERE TO LET YOU KNOW HOW PRO I AM. CERTAINLY YOU HAVE HEARD OF ME NO? I’M KIND OF A BIG DEAL.
5) Once we have talked to an applicant, we expect the applicant to be on, ready to raid (with dps/tanking/healing consumables, repaired, and non-pvp flagged) at least 15 minutes prior to raiding (30 minutes would be suggested so that we know how serious you are about raiding). Is this acceptable to you? I AM ALWAYS READY, ALWAYS PREPARED, FOR THAT IS THE WAY OF MY PEOPLE AND OF THE PRO. I DON’T BELIEVE IN USING CONSUMABLES AS THAT GIVES ME AN ADVANTAGE OVER MY TEAMMATES WHEN SAID ADVANTAGE IS ALREADY UNFAIR AS I AM PRO.
6) What are the specs of your computer (RAM, processor speed, type of video card, connection type/stability)?:
MY COMPUTER IS OF SPECIAL MAKE AND MODEL AND ITS TRUE POWER IS ONLY KNOWN TO MY NATIVE ASIAN PEOPLE. ITS POWER SURPASSES THAT OF ANY INFERIOR WESTERN MACHINE. IT IS A SOURCE OF STRENGTH FOR MY PEOPLE, IT HELPS US WIN STARCRAFT TOURNAMENTS, FARM GOLD AT AWESOME SPEEDS, AND SURF THE INTERNET FOR UNDERAGE MALE PORNOGRAPHY AT LIGHTING QUICK SPEED. I CANNOT RELEASE INFORMATION I AM SORRY.
-------------- [ TRICK QUESTIONS] --------------
1) What is the biggest strength of your class?: INTERVENE AND RECKLESSNESS, WHEN COMBINED THEY DESTROY RAID BOSSES, AND ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES I MUST GIVE MY LIFE IN THE PROCESS TO ASSURE VICTORY, IT IS OK, BECAUSE I AM PRO
2) What is the biggest weakness of your class?: OUR HEALS DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH THROUGHPUT FOR SUNWELL, OUR SPELLS ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR TO BE COMPETITIVE IN RAIDS AND OUR GEAR IS POORLY ITEMIZED AS IT CONTAINS NO SPIRIT FOR RECKLESSNESS, NEED MORE SPELLHASTE FOR IMPROVING CAST TIMES ON INTERVENE
3) How do you handle the stress of raiding? I INTERVENE NOOBS AND ON IMPACT, THEY REALIZE HOW PRO I AM AND IT KILLS THERE CHARACTER, THIS GIVES ME PLEASURE AND SATISFACTION
4) What drives you to play WoW? MY GOVERNMENT HAS PLACED TIME QUOTAS ON STARCRAFT AS MY PEOPLE PLAY IT TO MUCH, S I PLAY WOW IN THE MEANTIME AND TO LET YOU KNOW HOW PRO I AM
5) Explain why you want to join ZDT: GOOD QUESTION, BUT I AM NOT INTERESTED IN JOINING ZDT, I AM ONLY HERE TO LET YOU KNOW HOW PRO I AM
-------------- [ ADDITIONAL INFORMATION] --------------
HI, I’M XXXXXX, CERTIFIED PRO OF THE WARRIOR CLASS. YOU HAVE HEARD OF ME NO?